The Mythical Somerset Belenoff
A fictional character in a hoax that Jessie Czebotar said she met in person.
Reposted and updated from an earlier post at Outward Trends.
In one of Jessie Czebotar’s early deceptions I discovered, Jessie claims to have met Somerset Belenoff (Queen of the Illuminati) in person as well as her ex husband Vlad (William) as a child. She has claimed to have been personally threatened by Somerset for some unknown offense and had her name mentioned at a meeting of the World Governing Council. All of this is demonstrably false and part of another part of Jessie’s twisted narratives.
Ever since I started writing about the Somerset Belenoff hoax there has been an increase of blogs, websites and video channels documenting a woman that for all intent and purposes, does not exist. Mostly just regurgitating what was initially published on the hoax site that built the legend, whoissomersetbelenoff.com. A site that is completely unsourced, yet many uninformed people use it as a source in videos, blogs, etc.
In a brief recap of the legend from Dark Outpost, “Who is Somerset Belenoff? She is the Countess of Banbury and Arran. She is the third cousin of Queen Elizabeth II and she is also the current head of the World Governing Council, as well as the chief executive officer of the World Security Office. She sits unchallenged atop the Illuminati hierarchy and she rules with an iron fist. She has consistently demonstrated a willingness to track down and destroy those hostile to her agenda.”
Of course not a word of this is true but it has developed a following of its own since this hoax was launched in January of 2020. It’s gotten so loopy that an astrology site has posted a Natal Birth chart for Somerset! It’s been helped along by prolific writers such as Cathy Fox and Veronica Swift and lastly by the increasing popularity of alleged Illuminati whistleblower Jessie Czebotar, who claims to have met in person Somerset and her ex-husband Vlad (which is not true, since both are fictional characters in this con).
Several new updates to the Whois Somerset site now include a full name for Somerset and finally, a maiden name. She is now, Elizabeth Somerset Feodorovna Bowes-Lyon Belenoff. With Bowes-Lyon being her maiden surname. This is a question I have been asking for a while. Bowes-Lyon are the family that has owned Glamis castle since 1372. So adding this surname connects Somerset (falsely) to the Bowes-Lyon family and by nature, Glamis castle where she allegedly spent her childhood and rules the Wettin World Governing Council from. (Which by the way can be proven false by simply calling Glamis castle and making an inquiry. Besides doing a search for the WGC and finding it’s false as well.)
However, Somerset’s parents and any siblings are still unnamed. It doesn’t matter anyway since none of them exist, unlike the rest of the Bowes-Lyon family which does.
The website has made numerous changes and updates to the narrative. Such as:
Changed the date of being awarded the title of Countess of Banbury and Arran from 1977 to 1979. (No reason given.)
No longer born in Glamis Castle in Scotland. Now claims she was born in Paramaribo, Suriname.
Accused the Bowes-Lyon family of repeatedly lying and preventing the publishing of births in Glamis Castle. (The site writers have to make this up since there is no Somerset Belenoff to be born at Glamis, grew up there or rule from there.)
Still trying to connect the death of German Prince Georg-Constantin in a riding accident to allegedly being murdered by Somerset Belenoff's thugs. No facts for this accusation.
No longer lives on the isle of Arran and now has residences in Los Angeles, New York, London and Luxembourg. (Because there is no evidence she was ever doing anything at Glamis Castle or anyplace else.)
In a June 2021 update, the claim is made that Belenoff was still posting directives at the Glamis Calling website.
Whoever runs the site now calls themselves the "New Shadow Watchers”. More below.
Seems like their Belenoff hoax is running out of steam and had to effect changes in their narrative.
Whoever runs the site now calls themselves the "New Shadow Watchers" and express aggressive opposition to Somerset Belenoff and her alleged global influence. Before this site was just promoting a scary fictional character in a nonpartisan way. Now they oppose her and openly support social justice themes and the ideas of Marx and Engels. As if adopting the failed theories of communism will be a draw.
William Belenoff Resurfaces
It is verifiable that William Belenoff is part of the Belenoff hoax. Jessie claims to have met him as well and worked with him. In Jessie Czebotar's affidavit release, #13 (12.13.22) she is still repeating the hoax of Somerset Belenoff being an actual person, despite all that has been documented over the past two years. In this affidavit dump she names Somerset's alleged ex husband William Belenoff as head of the Wolf Protector Department of the "System." This is just her statement on this and so far no corroborating witnesses have come forward to verify a "Wolf Protector Department" that would be utilized by a satanic cult.
Jessie also stumbles when she states that Vlad is the Russian name for William. No, it's Uil'yam (Уильям). A simple Russian to English translation app will display the actual pronunciation.
The Countess of Banbury and Arran
Returning to the story of Somerset Belenoff being granted by Queen Elizabeth II the title of Countess of Banbury and Arran, nothing could be farther from the truth or so easily disproved.
First of all, there is no published record of Somerset Belenoff being awarded this title. Secondly, there is a historical Countess of Banbury, Lady Elizabeth Knollys Howard, 1586-1658. She is one of many Countesses of Banbury recorded in England history spanning hundreds of years. Thirdly, there is a real Countess of Arran, Lady Fiona Gore, 1918–2013. Lady Gore is important since she is holding the title at the same time that Belenoff allegedly has at least a partial ownership of it. Of which, there is no record of this occurring. There is only one Countess of Arran known during this time, Lady Gore.
A shame the pro-Jessie writers such as Cathy Fox and Veronica Swift, plus Jessie’s band of Twitter groupies, don’t bother to look any deeper into any of this. Her bloggers post whatever Jessie says with little investigation. Cathy Fox has been so fooled she declared Jessie, Whistleblower and Woman of the Year 2020 in January, 2021. Or Veronica Swift, a true believer in every word out of Jessie’s mouth, who likewise, treats Somerset Belenoff as the “Grand High Priestess of Northern International Quadrant and head of the Green Dragon family.” Jessie says that Somerset is a real person she has actually met, so in Swift’s mind she is and no need to investigate further.
If You Still Believe…
Call Glamis Castle at +44 1307 840393. Ask about Somerset Belenoff and listen to what they tell you. A friend of mine called Glamis Castle and asked about Somerset, whereby she was told it was a hoax. If you are a true believer, better not call as you will be greatly disappointed in what you might learn there.
Postal Mail:
Glamis Castle
Angus
DD8 1RJ, United Kingdom
Website Contact: https://www.glamis-castle.co.uk/contact-us/
In Parting
I conclude that Somerset Belenoff is hoax and does not exist. The myth was launched in January of 2020. She is supposed to be a cousin to the Queen of England. Go look up the names of royal cousins. Belenoff is not on the list. She is supposed to have been awarded the title of countess in 1977, but there is no record of that occurring. She is a non-entity everywhere you look. Her life story and quotes are featured on only one website which is unsourced and then used as a source for multiple site owners or bloggers.
Notes
1.19.22
Jessie Czebotar spreading nonsense about Somerset Belenoff, her person and history. There are three transcripts from her Right on Radio interview. I chose the second transcript as they are all similar in Belenoff myth making.
https://cathyfox.wordpress.com/2021/04/01/somerset-belenoff-2/
1.20.22
Glamis Castle is pronounced “Glamz" and is situated beside the village of Glamis in Angus, Scotland. It is open to the public.
Although the Somerset Belenoff hoax was launched in January of 2020, some have claimed that she is mentioned in a list of famous people in a forum posting on QVC in 2018. It still doesn’t mean she is a real person as there is so much evidence to the contrary. It could be psyop to start a meme.
The website whoissomersetbelenoff.com was first registered on 04-06-2019.
1.21.22
Another example of Swift’s slavish devotion to Jessie’s narratives, is her writing on the Mother of Darkness castle. Swift says in a lengthy post, it’s Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany. It’s not called that in any online search. Whereas, the Château des Amerois (Castle of Kings) in Belgium is.
Also, Illuminati expert Fritz Springmeier says it’s Amerois in his book, Bloodline of the Illuminati. Basically for Swift, it’s because Jessie says it is Neuschwanstein Castle. Jessie’s thoughts, even when wrong, are for True Believers such as Swift, the final and authoritative word on the subject. They look no deeper. Swift (Robbins) functions as Jessie’s make PR flack.
(NOTE: The Neuschwanstein Castle article is now password protected on Swift's blog. No longer accessible to the public.)
1.25.22
On 1.22.22 Veronica Swift locked down all of her Jessie related articles with passwords. Now most of her blog is unreadable by the public. UPDATE: You now have to pay to read.
2.16.22
Do not be fooled by this hoax video from Kentucky Viper Militia called Project Able Wolf. It’s a confusing mess and the video only shows documents with what sounds like baby talk in the background. Supposedly the audio was found on the Dark Web. I won’t link to it because it’s another attempt to con people.
Somerset Belenoff - Project Able Wolf-Kentucky Viper Militia
2.17.22
A quote from Kentucky Viper Militia from Catherine Grace’s YT channel. The players are still trying to run the thoroughly debunked Somerset Belenoff hoax. None of which is stated below is true. Besides, do you want to trust the word of someone using an alias?
01.06.23
The Natal Birth chart for Somerset Belenoff has since been removed.
01.12.23
In this Dark Outpost video posted on 10.01.20 #JessieCzebotar at 15:13 in, states that Somerset Belenoff had owned the Bohemian Grove and had shut it down.
https://rumble.com/v1ghb33-dark-outpost-10-01-2020-bohemian-grove.html
Nothing can be farther from the truth! They are still open for business. www.bohemianclub.com
For sake of clarity, Bohemian Grove and Bohemian Club is the same entity.
01.30.23
Pro Jessie blogger Cathy Fox (alias?) has written numerous articles on Belenoff. One is Belenoff and Q posted in January of 2021. She unfortunately uses the Belenoff whois site listed above for a source (it's totally unsourced). It's a long and rambling piece with genealogy (House of Windsor but no direct connection to Belenoff), asks questions while providing no answers, posts her opinions, posts comments from Jessie regarding Belenoff and basically a "what we know so far" about this issue. She leaves the issue unresolved with no commitment to finding falsehoods in the Somerset Belenoff story, even as she posts contradictory evidence showing there are reductant falsehoods. Lots of blather with little substance.
https://cathyfox.wordpress.com/2021/01/23/belenoff-and-q/
04.29.23
More proof Somerset Belenoff is a fake. On a Scottish government site one can do a records check on citizens. As seen in the screen captures, Somerset Bowes-Lyon (maiden name), who was allegedly born in Glamis Castle, Angus, Scotland shows no existing records. I also tried with the married surname, Belenoff, no results either.
https://www.scotlandspeople.gov.uk/
Sources
The Start Of The Hoax
http://www.whoissomersetbelenoff.com
History of the House of Wettin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Wettin
Real Countess of Arron - Lady Fiona Gore (1918–2013)
Real Countess of Banbury - (1586-1658)
https://www.geni.com/people/Elizabeth-Knollys-Howard-Countess-of-Banbury/5285062750860039155
Rehash Site For Somerset Belenoff
https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica2/esp_sociopol_blacknobil50.htm
Château des Amerois. Bloodlines of the Illuminati, p. 205 by Fritz Springmeier
https://www.rosariodawson101.com/occult-crimes-michel-fourniret-the-mother-of-darkness-castle/
Twitter - World Governing Council
@HouseOfWettin
The Twitter account of the fake WGC. Posted on Twitter from 2019-2020. No tweets available.
Glamis Castle website
https://www.glamis-castle.co.uk/
Glamis Calling website - Supposedly Somerset Belenoff’s “official“ website for public communications. After a long hiatus features an alleged post from Somerset in September of 2022 regarding the Queen’s passing. Very creepy site filled with coded messages. Basically it’s all fake.
Revel Report video hosted by George Iceman (Mendes) feature Jessie Czebotar telling more Somerset Belenoff stories. Such as claiming Belenoff owns Bohemian Grove. Utter nonsense!
Cannibal Cravings at The Hollydale
@KarinaBelenoff
Fake account of Karina Belenoff, the alleged daughter of Somerset. Posted on Twitter from 2019-2020.
Blogs
Cath Fox
https://cathyfox.wordpress.com
Affidavit #13 release - Mention of William Belenoff (false)
Other researchers that discovered the Belenoff hoax
ELABORATE HOAX: Countess Somerset Belenoff & Wettin World Governing Council
(not secure) http://stateofthenation.co/?p=5093
Who is Somerset Belenoff? by Mike Rothschild
https://themikerothschild.com/2020/01/13/who-is-somerset-belenoff/